司法笑话|Penny Pincher

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor^{1 to gather around him at bedside.
I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory, he said. I have $90,000 under my mattress2, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 within.
The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery3, the pastor said, I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000. The doctor then said, I must confess too. I needed $20,000 for a new hospital I was opening up, so I only threw in $10,000.
The lawyer looked at them both and shook his head. He then said, Gentlemen, I'm surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you. I don't see how you could dare to go against that man's final wish. I mean, I threw in my personal check for the full amount}